CollegeHumor: One night stands http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/one-night-stands Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/1010299 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1010299/guaranteed-ways-to-get-rid-of-your-one-night-stand Guaranteed Ways To Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand Fri, 04 May 2007 22:45:38 -0400 Girl: I usually don’t do that on the first night.



Me: Wow that chloroform wore off quick. Are you immune or something?

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Girl: Was I better than the last girl you were with?

Me: Let’s go ask her. She is still chained to the radiator in the basement. Unless the dogs got to her. It’s only been a month she should be fine. I’m pretty sure you can survive a whole month without food or water.

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