Car Into House picture Car Into House

"If you'd just help me find my keys I'll be on my way."

| 3 comments | December 28, 2011
Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse picture Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse

"I'm so sorry, I don't even work here." - The tattoo artist

| 3 comments | November 09, 2011
Rolled Over Car Advertisement picture Rolled Over Car Advertisement

"Please make an offer before the car bursts into flames." - Owner

| 1 comment | October 21, 2011
Donkey from Shrek in Toy Story 3 Set picture Donkey from Shrek in Toy Story 3 Set

Pixar would never cast a donkey. They're a classy joint.

| 5 comments | September 27, 2011
Wedding Party Sinks Dock picture Wedding Party Sinks Dock

Now it's a wetting.

| 2 comments | September 26, 2011
Accidental Happy Birthday Wishes on Condolence Card picture Accidental Happy Birthday Wishes on Condolence Card

"Did I write birthday? I meant deathday."

| 4 comments | September 23, 2011
Girl Thinks She's Kissing Dog's Belly Button picture Girl Thinks She's Kissing Dog's Belly Button

Every dog has his day.

| 6 comments | September 12, 2011
News Channel Forgets to Write Headline picture News Channel Forgets to Write Headline

BREAKING NEWS: NEWS IS BROKEN

| 6 comments | August 26, 2011
Undercover Police WiFi picture Undercover Police WiFi

Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)

From Brandon

| 11 comments | August 01, 2011
Secret Service is Tired of Fox News picture Secret Service is Tired of Fox News

Wait, that's not a secret.

| 6 comments | May 23, 2011
Deaf School Concert picture Deaf School Concert

"Can you hear in the back? No?"

From Matthew Bunker

| 11 comments | May 18, 2011
Car Backs Into Dental Office picture Car Backs Into Dental Office

"Can someone tell me how to get to Country Chicken Buffet?"

| 5 comments | May 06, 2011
Texts Gone Wrong picture Texts Gone Wrong

Breaking barriers - with friends and orifices alike.

From Austin S

| 8 comments | April 20, 2011
Blow Jobbing My Hair picture Blow Jobbing My Hair

She must have said what was really on her mind.

| 11 comments | April 13, 2011
They're their, we all do things we regret. picture They're their, we all do things we regret.

From Sara

| 12 comments | March 23, 2011
The prices are fair and the quality is... balanced? picture The prices are fair and the quality is... balanced?

| 9 comments | March 10, 2011
He nailed that construction job. picture He nailed that construction job.

| 15 comments | March 08, 2011
Accidentally left the little tyke out in the cold last night, so here's to hoping he defrosts evenly. picture Accidentally left the little tyke out in the cold last night, so here's to hoping he defrosts evenly.

| 74 comments | February 28, 2011
Look, it's everyone's favorite player, Jichael Mordan. picture Look, it's everyone's favorite player, Jichael Mordan.

| 19 comments | February 28, 2011
Thatta boy. picture Thatta boy.

From Mark

| 10 comments | February 23, 2011