Don't worry, the dog is totally fine. He swore he could taste colors for like, four hours though.
You know what they say, "You are what you put on your license plate."
"Hey Apple, I'm not gay, I'm just drunk."
Norah O'Donnell seems to have a bit of a reputation.
That's 25 hours per week.
You, uh, need any help with that workout?
Yehep, just scratchin' the ol' noggin here.
That sounds unpleasant.
Or maybe this kind of thing only happens to people who choose those license plates.
I heard these were really popular in the '70s.
Hey, you got any phrases? I'll do _ANYTHING_ for them.
Aspiring neurologist has many stages of evolution to go through first.....
And in this drawing he certainly looks like the best cock ever.
Perfect mood lighting.
Yep, that's a fine lookin' hat.
She really got Jesus' nose perfect.
God of Thunder, fingers of butter.
Parking only for people who had a handicapped person shoved down their throat.
No thanks, I'll just stick with my sweet lemons.
There's nothing quite like German maple syrup.
Able to get cheap restaurant chairs stuck around his head in a single bound.
Skittles and M&Ms: a match made in hell.
Ah, it's one of those IKEA salads.