"Oops" Video

You know what they say, "If at first you don't succeed, dig yourself deeper and deeper into a hole until you can never come out."

"There's no time for doors!" - No-one.

Love is so beautiful. Unless he means with the horse.

Crossing the street can be dangerous -- especially if you have a negligent mother.

Two years later, he pretended he'd found her long lost twin sister and then asked for a divorce.

From ZvornikDanas

That's what he gets for messing with mother nature. If he'd built a magic bomb, this never would have happened.

From hicookie

They should've just drove it up. Would've been way easier.

They're so much more open and naive about sex in Europe.

This is a teenage nightmare.

Turns out Anchorman was a documentary.

He has no where to go but up, off of the ground.

"What the f*** do you mean I'm f***ing on the air right now?"

"When a man congratulates a woman's breasts, that is not news. When a woman's breasts bite a man, that is news." -Inaccurate, but still true, news adage.

Who put the cat in?

There goes his world record and tip.

From hutzelbrot8888

Sometimes the weight of the world and/or basic motor skills are just too much.

Kiss your first month's paycheck goodbye, rookie.

This is his way of saying, "I said everything I needed to say in 'The Banana Boat Song.'"

If this was Peter Pan, I'd say he forgot his fairy dust. Since it's not I'm going to blame poorly defined deltoid muscles.

From werkmeister13

Good for him. He overcame his fear of not ruining everything by being a dumb klutz.