Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"The TA is not a Suns fan."
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
Click the enlarge button to meet a teacher who just doesn't care anymore.
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
The correct answer is, "retardadisity."
"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
The answer was 3.
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
Incorrect because you spelled it wrong. It should be, "n00b."
Okay, but say you don't have a vaginometer.
Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?
A wiseguy, eh?
Duh - who doesn't know what it's called when solar energy is redirected from the surface of an object?
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