CollegeHumor: Orientation http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/orientation Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /video/6254129 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6254129/party-in-the-uga Party in the UGA Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:55:26 -0400 /article/3553290 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3553290/back-to-school-a-video-primer Back-to-School: A Video Primer Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:49:15 -0400 Orientation Week is harvest season for funny videos. As students nationwide – and their cameras – return to campus for another semester of brilliant undergraduate antics, the Internet finds itself flush with a new lineup of dorm room pranks, classroom stunts, and alcohol-fueled bad decisions. Here’s a selection of the greatest back-to-school videos CollegeHumor has had the unique honor of featuring:…
...]]> /article/3559010 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3559010/chimp-guevara Chimp Guevara Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:05:35 -0400
College is a time to experiment. For some people that means straight up dyking out at a frat party (NICE!). For others it could mean temporarily buying into crazy ideas, or learning to juggle. Whether you grew from a monkey or just want to hook up with a hot girl who did, our Viva La Evolucion poster has got you covered. They’re also perfect for juggling if you buy three.
...]]> /article/3558865 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3558865/caption-contest-orientation-edition Caption Contest: Orientation Edition Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:44:10 -0400
RULES: Submit your one best caption as a comment. No replies. No retries. Keep reading to vote on last week’s best…

/article/3553179 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3553179/college-math College Math Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:30:50 -0400 While college life is great and way better than high school, there will still be some problems you can’t avoid. Sorry. But we’ve got a few tried-and-true mathematical solutions to help you out.


When can I dump my orientation friends?

Most college kids handle making friends during orientation like they would a turn on Supermarket Sweep, grabbing as many as possible in a short amount of time. Thanks to this smash-and-grab mentality, you may find yourself with a crew of friends you don’t really like. Don’t worry, orientation friends can be swiftly tossed aside once you meet real friends in the weeks to come. Consult the following equation to figure out how long it will be until you can ignore The Greg-inator and pretend that conversation about shotgun v. handgun never happened:
...]]> /article/3557602 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3557602/the-periodic-poster-of-vulgarity The Periodic Poster of Vulgarity Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:12:01 -0400 Have you ever wondered what all of the different intercourse elements there are? . Have you ever wondered how many valence electrons a blowjob has? Two, and blowjobs are inert. Everyone knows that. If you didn’t know that, don’t worry. Collegehumor has your back. Our Periodic Poster is a great reference and includes all 6 anus, 6 perineum, 38 sex, 11 breast, 7 semen, 6 excrement, 6 cunnilingus, and 7 felatio elements, even the 16 penis elements and 16 vagina elements that have only been produced for short times in a lab.
...]]> /article/3556255 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3556255/starting-fresh-making-friendz-and-getting-your-d-moist Starting Fresh, Making Friendz and Getting Your D Moist Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:33:31 -0400
I know this sounds cliche, but college really is a new beginning, a clean slate to start fresh despite your not so desirable high school past. This rings especially true if you were a loser in high school. Not sure if you were a loser? Do any of these apply to you: In Band (not to be confused with in a band, totally different), choir, drama, math team, computer club, astronomy club, any club that required you to collect and store bugs in your room, or male badminton? If so, I’ve got the perfect news for you – you’re going to college, so now is the time to make up an entirely new personality. Here are some possible personas that you should seriously consider adopting.
...]]> /article/3556167 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3556167/the-death-star-schematics-poster The Death Star Schematics Poster Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:05:16 -0400
You never know, someday you might want to build a death star. Maybe you’ll make it in space near Alderaan, or maybe you’ll make it in your lounge out of furniture. The bottom line is that you’re going to need blueprints.
...]]> /article/3548455 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3548455/guide-to-nonverbal-communication Guide to Nonverbal Communication Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:53:11 -0400


Means, “I know and respect you. Unfortunately, I am also aware that you steal DVDs at parties.”


...]]> /article/3554610 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3554610/the-first-ra The First RA Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:56:54 -0400
University of France, France 1051

Greetings fellow students of Academia. I would like to take this opportunity to introduceth mine self. My name is Edmund Wellington the third and I will be your resident assistant for this year, your first year at university and the first year of university, ever.
...]]> /article/3554787 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3554787/bob-marley-poster-placeholder Bob Marley Poster Placeholder Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:21:30 -0400
Posters say something. No, not literally. Most of them don’t, at least. Posters reflect something about the person you are.

For example, a poster of John Belushi wearing a shirt that says “College” will let your peers know that you like to laugh. A Bob Marley poster let’s people know that you’re chill and definitely not a narc. The problem with Bob Marley posters, though, is that you’re forced to stare at Bob Marley’s big ugly face all day.
...]]> /article/3548512 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3548512/top-or-bottom-bunk-the-most-important-decision-of-your-first-three-minutes-of-college Top or Bottom Bunk: The Most Important Decision of Your First Three Minutes of College Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:32:59 -0400 If your roommate arrives before you and takes the bottom bunk, chances are you can look forward to a year of painful falls and bitter resentment. However, just like poor people who play the lotto, there is always hope! Follow our simple three-step plan for a bed takeover and watch your roommate evacuate that bottom bunk in no time.

...]]> /article/3542198 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3542198/late-registration Late Registration Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:58:30 -0400



James Curtis, PhD.

Dept. of Humanities


Dear Prof. Curtis,


It has come to my attention that your English 212 course, “Mark Twain and the American Spirit,” has been filled for the Fall 2008 semester. Unfortunately, I require your class in order to graduate before the Spring, and (through NO fault of my own) failed to register in time. Would it be possible to fit me in at this point? As a father of 3 soon-to-be high school graduates, I’m sure you can understand the seriousness of this situation.
...]]> /article/3553198 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3553198/the-sexile-poster-contract The Sexile (Poster) Contract Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:40:24 -0400
Like my divorce lawyer told me when I was 13 years old, don’t believe anything anyone tells you until they put it in writing. I didn’t believe him, so he drew up a contract and signed it, stating that a person hereby cannot take anything spoken to be truth unless the speaker has transcribed those words and signed the document in the presence of a notary public. Then he bought me ice cream.
...]]> /article/3548582 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3548582/guide-to-being-cool-in-college Guide to Being Cool in College Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:33:13 -0400 1. Hair: Do you put effort into making your hair seem cool? Don’t. All cool kids put zero effort into their hair. When it’s messy, you do nothing. When it gets long, you never under any circumstances PAY for a haircut! There is nothing more uncool than paying somebody to cut your hair. You can either do it yourself, or occasionally push the hair out of your face with your fist. Using fingers shows effort and that’s simply uncool. Some people put a lot of effort into making their hair look unkempt; however, that effort shows and oftentimes you’re left looking considerably less cool. Oh, and shave every third Tuesday, but not with a blade, with a stick.
...]]> /article/3552804 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3552804/welcome-to-orientation-2008 Welcome to Orientation 2008 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:48:51 -0400 It’s that time again. For many of you it’s just time for the normal back-to-school crapfest of late August, but for another, special group, it’s the beginning of the rest of your lives. Or at least it’s the beginning of the next four years of your life.


We’re talking about you, freshmen.


You are about to embark on the most glorious, embarrassing, fattening, fun, expensive, and useless time of your life. But first, you need to get through orientation week. So sit back and keep refreshing the page between exhilarating ice-breaker games, riveting RA meetings, and all the other awkwardly life-altering experiences that await!
...]]> /picture/3548260 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3548260/the-sexile-contract The Sexile Contract Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:45:38 -0400 /video/3426636 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3426636/home-depot-solid-gold Home Depot Solid Gold Mon, 19 May 2008 11:57:47 -0400