Just because he can't fly in the air doesn't mean he can't get fly down low.
"Sales of ostrich toys are down. Figure something out!"
Hey, Ostrich, you're coming on a little strong.
With great power comes great big birds.
Things look grim for him, but he really shouldn't have said that thing about its mother.
Who said going to art school wouldn't pay off?
"The head comes off and it can be used as a beer bong."
Got any change?
"Found this in a chest in my grandmother's garage."
I would like to purchase whatever product you are trying to sell me, skiing ostrich.
Worst petting zoo ever.
This is a good picture, even though I can't figure out exactly what it's of.
Don't worry, Ostrich's don't eat people. Except for Alexander over there....