If at first you don't succeed, just give up and go home.
Q: What's behind door number 1? A: A concussion.
The side of the road is where he belongs.
Life is incredibly dangerous and there are horrible, gruesome deaths lurking behind every corner. To distract ourselves from that terrible thought, we decided it would be fun to have you vote and decide what's the absolute worst way to die.
It's a full contact sport.
That trick is called the coma.
Happy 4th of July! Now go forth and celebrate your independence by setting fireworks off from most sensitive places of your body. This is what our forefathers fought for. THIS IS FREEDOM! 3. Sou …
He was given an honorable discharge.
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