Picture "A friend of mine getting owned by an acoustic guitar at my band's show." What an action shot...
Picture "Severe drunkenness + late night ramen craving = three weeks of burn ointment and gauze" (warning: gross)
Picture "Gross Sports injury, Throat slit by fallen players hockey skate, only missed 3 weeks before he was back on the ice...that takes balls..."
Picture "One piece of advice for people who love their treez, don't smoke before you play catch. You just might dislocate you elbow."