Tag: Ouch (Page 18)

"Australian Rules Football isnt something that you guys in the states know all too much about, but here is a fine example of what happens when it all goes wrong." Picture "Australian Rules Football isnt something that you guys in the states know all too much about, but here is a fine example of what happens when it all goes wrong."
"Pinchy's Revenge." Picture "Pinchy's Revenge."
"DO NOT hit windows." Good advice. Picture "DO NOT hit windows." Good advice.
"The agony of d'feet" Picture "The agony of d'feet"
"Don't tell mom I got my lip pierced." Picture "Don't tell mom I got my lip pierced."
You'd lose your hand if it wasn't pinned to your arm. Picture You'd lose your hand if it wasn't pinned to your arm.
Shish Kabob to go. Picture Shish Kabob to go.
"Just a picture of me being stupid and trying to get a wrinkle out of my shirt while I'm wearing the shirt." Picture "Just a picture of me being stupid and trying to get a wrinkle out of my shirt while I'm wearing the shirt."
What happens if, threw some crazy circumstances, a fire extinguisher falls on your face? Picture What happens if, threw some crazy circumstances, a fire extinguisher falls on your face?
"If you do not put this picture on your site, I will continue to give my little brother atomic wedgies." Picture "If you do not put this picture on your site, I will continue to give my little brother atomic wedgies."
"This is what happens when you dive in racquetball." Picture "This is what happens when you dive in racquetball."
Does that thing predict the future and tell rebels how to restore the oxygen on Mars or something? Picture Does that thing predict the future and tell rebels how to restore the oxygen on Mars or something?
I fell down the stairs, I swear! Picture I fell down the stairs, I swear!
"It hurts when I jog." Picture "It hurts when I jog."
Don't you LOVE kittens? Picture Don't you LOVE kittens?
Ahhh! Picture Ahhh!
Do NOT mess with a kanagroo Picture Do NOT mess with a kanagroo
"I saw the picture of the guy's toe. This isn't natural, it's a result of one drunken night with some buddies. The finger is not bent, that'ss what it looks like straight." Picture "I saw the picture of the guy's toe. This isn't natural, it's a result of one drunken night with some buddies. The finger is not bent, that'ss what it looks like straight."
"When you dress like Richard Simmons you're gonna get hit in the head with a Poinsettia. Simple as that." Picture "When you dress like Richard Simmons you're gonna get hit in the head with a Poinsettia. Simple as that."
Perhaps the most extreme shocker yet. Picture Perhaps the most extreme shocker yet.
Let this be a warning to you kids that think shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass is "cool" and "hip" Picture Let this be a warning to you kids that think shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass is "cool" and "hip"
Don't try to save time by ironing your shirt while it's still on. It's not worth it. Picture Don't try to save time by ironing your shirt while it's still on. It's not worth it.
"My roommate and I were cooking supper when we heard a loud crash like a baseball hit our window. We went to investigate and found this on our living room window. Stupid pigeon!" Picture "My roommate and I were cooking supper when we heard a loud crash like a baseball hit our window. We went to investigate and found this on our living room window. Stupid pigeon!"
"On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross) Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross)