At least he didn't try to iron his pants.
"Blacked out at homecoming... woke up with this."
Turkey Hand Slap
"My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton
Revenge of the Shrinkage
"First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college.

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