Can't... make... two... trips.
And she still makes a ruling.
So that's what my butt looks like.
Here's a lesson about life, kid. It's gonna knock you down.
"How does my hair look?" "I'M BLIND!"
She'll be walking bowlegged for a week.
That's one hell of a teabag.
If I go down, I'm taking you with me.
His friend just got smacked in the nuts and thrown in the water. I'm not sure whether I'm more shocked that he isn't helping, or isn't laughing.
That's okay, he's got some aspirin in his fanny pack.
This is going to be an Olympic event, right?
And the car behind her just keeps creeping forward.
Still, the bike got some impressive air.
Hey, guys, check this oublabbllabalbbll
The seals laughed and laughed. And then the bear ate them.
Look! The trolley is giving birth!
There's a heat wave on, which of course means it's time to take off your clothes and burn yourself to a crisp. Here are some of the worst cases of sun burns and tan lines.
Mascot slowly deflates.
Oh, it says here that this isn't a Slip N Slide, it's a Fall N' Smash. That must be the problem.
If I put my arms up when I slide into the pool, everyone will forget about the fall.
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
Not what I was expecting, but still very effective.