Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Maybe she's a sailor and she's married to the sea.
Passed out in a pool, sounds safe to me.
Lease to pwn.
I get to be little spoon!
If you're going to keep doing that, slow down.
Whatever, it's not like girls make a really big deal out of prom.
"I live with a bunch of n00bs."
Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back.
Whoever has this license plate has likely been pwn3d by life.
I know this is a bad time, but do you have the $5 you owe me?
The world's first ownage, over 2000 years ago today.
Take that, fire escape!
Gr0wing Pains fans unite.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.