Tag: Oxymoron

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Haven't had a chance to use the oxymoron tag in a while. Picture Haven't had a chance to use the oxymoron tag in a while.
Everything was freshly baked at some point. Picture Everything was freshly baked at some point.
Guys, just pick one and stop confusing the poor boy. Picture Guys, just pick one and stop confusing the poor boy.
Is that like an Iceland/Greenland thing you guys have going with Blueberryfield? Picture Is that like an Iceland/Greenland thing you guys have going with Blueberryfield?
What's a new classic color? Picture What's a new classic color?
Maybe they mean pet peeves, and it's like a metaphor or something. Picture Maybe they mean pet peeves, and it's like a metaphor or something.
This picture is clever-stupid. Picture This picture is clever-stupid.
"Doesn't seem like a very good business plan." Picture "Doesn't seem like a very good business plan."
Saw this the other day i thought it was pretty funny... Picture Saw this the other day i thought it was pretty funny...
"Saw this in a rest stop in Virginia ... your government in action." Picture "Saw this in a rest stop in Virginia ... your government in action."
2 days, forever, same thing. Picture 2 days, forever, same thing.
As real as you can fakely get. Picture As real as you can fakely get.
"Mixed signals, Alexandria VA" Picture "Mixed signals, Alexandria VA"
No grass allowed either. Picture No grass allowed either.
It may be his father, but either way... it's wonderful. Picture It may be his father, but either way... it's wonderful.
They DO exist, I guess just in toy form though. Picture They DO exist, I guess just in toy form though.
I guess just keep drivin' through it. Picture I guess just keep drivin' through it.
Wait! which one do I do??? Picture Wait! which one do I do???
Is drowning OK? Picture Is drowning OK?
Oh, for those 37 year old kids. Picture Oh, for those 37 year old kids.
Please don't smoke in the smoking area Picture Please don't smoke in the smoking area