Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Did he wear those pants, or is that part of the shaming?
Sorry insurance companies, I don't care what kind of lovable advertising campaign you are running, I've seen Sicko and I heard you are evil.
That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted.
"My buddy thought it would be funny to hit a can of red spray paint with a claw-hammer." Looks like he was right.
"So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life."
Very effective birth control.
Another classic case of 'Not My Problem.'
"There goes the neighborhood!"
Skeletor's plan to administer the shocker to Teela was foiled by, who else, He-Man. Really though, Skeletor's plan was well thought out - it was Beast Man's fault.
"Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape."
Screw sharpies- go hardcore with house paint.
"Yeah that's not marker on his leg, that's paint. And yes, my sack was there. Jake 1, Dustin 0."
You think marker is bad.....try painting someone!!
Screw sharpies, We got paint."
"Yah so our land lord said we couldnt paint our room, So we painted our room mate and just kinda shoved him into the wall."
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