"Santa's Flesh" colored paint picture "Santa's Flesh" colored paint

Ho-ho-holy crap, this is creepy.

From visiblemonster

| 1 comment | May 21, 2012
Interior of Car Covered in Paint picture Interior of Car Covered in Paint

Ohhhhh, you're supposed to put the lids on them BEFORE you start driving?

From dudelsac

| Be the first to comment! | May 16, 2012
Kids get enough "correct spelling" in school. Why overload them? picture Kids get enough "correct spelling" in school. Why overload them?

| 8 comments | August 16, 2010
Guess Hue: Bravo meets the Parker Brothers picture Guess Hue: Bravo meets the Parker Brothers

| 9 comments | August 05, 2010
Look there's some paint on this fence and--OH DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR ALL MY SINS JUST MAKE HIM STOP STARING. picture Look there's some paint on this fence and--OH DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR ALL MY SINS JUST MAKE HIM STOP STARING.

| 106 comments | June 22, 2010
Be Back in 15 Minutes. picture Be Back in 15 Minutes.

| 130 comments | July 10, 2009
"I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking." picture "I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking."

From Jason

| 151 comments | June 07, 2009
Did he wear those pants, or is that part of the shaming? picture Did he wear those pants, or is that part of the shaming?

| 25 comments | July 16, 2007
Sorry insurance companies, I don't care what kind of lovable advertising campaign you are running, I've seen Sicko and I heard you are evil. picture Sorry insurance companies, I don't care what kind of lovable advertising campaign you are running, I've seen Sicko and I heard you are evil.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 36 comments | July 10, 2007
That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted. picture That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted.

From Krezer

| 90 comments | March 28, 2007
"My buddy thought it would be funny to hit a can of red spray paint with a claw-hammer." Looks like he was right. picture "My buddy thought it would be funny to hit a can of red spray paint with a claw-hammer." Looks like he was right.

From The Dude

| 39 comments | November 03, 2006
"So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life." picture "So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life."

From your mother

| 75 comments | October 26, 2006
Very effective birth control. picture Very effective birth control.

| 1 comment | August 06, 2006
Another classic case of 'Not My Problem.' picture Another classic case of 'Not My Problem.'

| 1 comment | July 15, 2006
"There goes the neighborhood!" picture "There goes the neighborhood!"

| Be the first to comment! | May 12, 2005
Skeletor's plan to administer the shocker to Teela was foiled by, who else, He-Man. Really though, Skeletor's plan was well thought out - it was Beast Man's fault. picture Skeletor's plan to administer the shocker to Teela was foiled by, who else, He-Man. Really though, Skeletor's plan was well thought out - it was Beast Man's fault.

| 1 comment | April 27, 2005
"Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape." picture "Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape."

From andy

| 2 comments | January 12, 2005
Screw sharpies- go hardcore with house paint. picture Screw sharpies- go hardcore with house paint.

| 2 comments | September 10, 2004
"Yeah that's not marker on his leg, that's paint. And yes, my sack was there. Jake 1, Dustin 0." picture "Yeah that's not marker on his leg, that's paint. And yes, my sack was there. Jake 1, Dustin 0."

| 1 comment | August 28, 2004
You think marker is bad.....try painting someone!! picture You think marker is bad.....try painting someone!!

| 4 comments | May 21, 2004