Tag: Paint

"Santa's Flesh" colored paint Picture "Santa's Flesh" colored paint
Interior of Car Covered in Paint Picture Interior of Car Covered in Paint
Kids get enough "correct spelling" in school. Why overload them? Picture Kids get enough "correct spelling" in school. Why overload them?
Guess Hue: Bravo meets the Parker Brothers Picture Guess Hue: Bravo meets the Parker Brothers
Look there's some paint on this fence and--OH DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR ALL MY SINS JUST MAKE HIM STOP STARING. Picture Look there's some paint on this fence and--OH DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR ALL MY SINS JUST MAKE HIM STOP STARING.
Be Back in 15 Minutes. Picture Be Back in 15 Minutes.
"I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking." Picture "I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking."
Did he wear those pants, or is that part of the shaming? Picture Did he wear those pants, or is that part of the shaming?
Sorry insurance companies, I don't care what kind of lovable advertising campaign you are running, I've seen Sicko and I heard you are evil. Picture Sorry insurance companies, I don't care what kind of lovable advertising campaign you are running, I've seen Sicko and I heard you are evil.
That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted. Picture That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted.
"My buddy thought it would be funny to hit a can of red spray paint with a claw-hammer." Looks like he was right. Picture "My buddy thought it would be funny to hit a can of red spray paint with a claw-hammer." Looks like he was right.
"So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life." Picture "So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life."
Very effective birth control. Picture Very effective birth control.
Another classic case of 'Not My Problem.' Picture Another classic case of 'Not My Problem.'
"There goes the neighborhood!" Picture "There goes the neighborhood!"
Skeletor's plan to administer the shocker to Teela was foiled by, who else, He-Man. Really though, Skeletor's plan was well thought out - it was Beast Man's fault. Picture Skeletor's plan to administer the shocker to Teela was foiled by, who else, He-Man. Really though, Skeletor's plan was well thought out - it was Beast Man's fault.
"Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape." Picture "Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape."
Screw sharpies- go hardcore with house paint. Picture Screw sharpies- go hardcore with house paint.
"Yeah that's not marker on his leg, that's paint. And yes, my sack was there. Jake 1, Dustin 0." Picture "Yeah that's not marker on his leg, that's paint. And yes, my sack was there. Jake 1, Dustin 0."
You think marker is bad.....try painting someone!! Picture You think marker is bad.....try painting someone!!
Screw sharpies, We got paint." Picture Screw sharpies, We got paint."
"Yah so our land lord said we couldnt paint our room, So we painted our room mate and just kinda shoved him into the wall." Picture "Yah so our land lord said we couldnt paint our room, So we painted our room mate and just kinda shoved him into the wall."
Very punny and belated. Picture Very punny and belated.