"Paint" Video

How come when they do it it's called "art", but when I do it it's called "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the Sherwin Williams before I call the police."

And they say making innocent people late for work isn't an art form.

Whatever. I could do that if I had talent and several years to practice.

It's like a Wes Anderson movie about raw fish, unless that already exists.

It's beautiful, almost as beautiful as the justice the real Voltron brings to the world.

This is a warning for kids and an instruction manual for molesters.

Although the wall took quite a beating, I'm going to have to call it a stalemate.

The future is in the past.

Taking face painting to a whole new, cancerous, level.

Parents just don't get it! So steal moms credit card and buy today!