Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
In his defense, that bag can't feel pain
This isn't how I remember playing paintball
He was the valedictorian of his high school class
Sure, dude, you can shoot my shirtless body with paintballs!
"Playing paintball, slid over a metal stake. Ripped both layers of skin off my knee cap. Wound up with 70+ stitches and a lot of pain pills!" GROSS! It looks like you got gum all over it.
Why would this guy request to be my Myspace friend? He's probably the most popular guy at his school, he doesn't need me.
"Getting ready for paintball season."
"What Illinois State students do when they are bored: Fire 30 paintballs at a guys ass for $25...It was worth every cent!"
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