"Panda" Video

"And you're next, ground."

Temporarily rockin' in the free world.

This panda was Jack Black's inspiration for the movie Orange County.

This video is what made Al Gore want to stop Global Warming.

Ever since he started smoking bamboo, he just kind of sits there.

They're so cute it doesn't even matter that they aren't red or pandas.

Tonight we're going to party like it's 1999, when there were substantially more pandas alive than there are today.

He's groovin' his way right into extinction.

He bullies to compensate for his insecurities about being an endangered species, and his parents' divorce.

Don't get any ideas cute, human-baby prisoners.

As the old saying goes, what goes up must get stuck in a tree, be really cute and eventually come down.

Witness the adorable fury.

I like that part of their escape plan involves rolling on the floor adorably.

Bein' cute ain't easy.

...right into the alligator enclosure.

Aww, he's expelling germs!

"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."

This is the very same video 8th grade pandas are forced to watch in health class.

Congratulations, just by watching this video, you've been granted 780 years of good health and virility.

From the Super Bowl... the first commercial ever to offend over 1 billion people.