Kid in Vending Machine picture Kid in Vending Machine

He's the only thing in there that cost more than a dollar to make.

| Be the first to comment! | February 09, 2012
Strip Club Billboard Answers Child's Question picture Strip Club Billboard Answers Child's Question

Who needs parents when you have gigantic, question-answering advertisements?

| 1 comment | January 27, 2012
Dad Photobombs Daughter picture Dad Photobombs Daughter

He just found out that he's not the biological father.

| 3 comments | December 22, 2011
Dad Publicly Blames Daughter For Car Accident picture Dad Publicly Blames Daughter For Car Accident

But it's still dad's fault for throwing her into the car.

| 2 comments | December 08, 2011
Missed Curfew Note picture Missed Curfew Note

This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.

| 6 comments | December 06, 2011
Parents Kissing While Holding Children Upside Down picture Parents Kissing While Holding Children Upside Down

Because "turn those frowns upside down" wasn't working for the Christmas photo.

| Be the first to comment! | November 22, 2011
Birthday Gift From Dad picture Birthday Gift From Dad

Most of that 50 is going towards industrial solvent to get the permanent marker off the mirror.

| 7 comments | October 25, 2011
Sad Newspaper Poll picture Sad Newspaper Poll

Her parents are probably just on a yacht with millions and millions of dollars.

| 14 comments | August 19, 2011
Facebook Dad picture Facebook Dad

Pops is just mad he didn't get a shoutout in the profile.

| 10 comments | August 10, 2011
Weird Porn Guy Getting Kicked Out of His House for Absolutely No Reason picture Weird Porn Guy Getting Kicked Out of His House for Absolutely No Reason

Breakfast in bed would be a good start, if followed by finally moving out.

| 25 comments | August 04, 2011
Lion Mom Licks Cub picture Lion Mom Licks Cub

"Moooooomm, all the baby zebras are laughing at me."

| 7 comments | August 04, 2011
Facebook Parents picture Facebook Parents

He's not even at college, he's upstairs.

| 3 comments | July 19, 2011
No Parenting Sign picture No Parenting Sign

Sorry son, looks like we have to part ways here.

| 12 comments | July 03, 2011
Mom Comments on Straight-Up Thug's Photo picture Mom Comments on Straight-Up Thug's Photo

"MOM! You know Mr. Pigums goes by P-Nasty now.

| 8 comments | June 14, 2011
Mom Texting Autocorrect picture Mom Texting Autocorrect

But this would be a good time to tell you he was.

From Enelya

| 11 comments | June 06, 2011
Piggyback Parade picture Piggyback Parade

Kids that young, their necks are like rubber.

From Mike

| 5 comments | May 23, 2011
Scooter Stroller picture Scooter Stroller

See, teens, being a parent really is all fun and games.

| 16 comments | May 16, 2011
Kid Getting Tossed in Background picture Kid Getting Tossed in Background

"It's okay, I'm not his real dad."

| 7 comments | April 26, 2011
Mom Texting picture Mom Texting

Moms just don't understand.

From Captain Al Melvin

| 3 comments | April 11, 2011
Father-and-Son Facebook Beatings picture Father-and-Son Facebook Beatings

"That's exactly why Mom left."

From tarrybear

| 4 comments | March 24, 2011