CollegeHumor: Parents

Kid in Vending Machine

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:33:49 -0500

He's the only thing in there that cost more than a dollar to make.

Strip Club Billboard Answers Child's Question

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:42:42 -0500

Who needs parents when you have gigantic, question-answering advertisements?

Hardly Working: Boozy Couple Continued

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:44:15 -0500

Pat's parents explore the city and the boundaries of good taste.

Dad Can't Make Baby Daughter Say he's her Favorite

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:17:24 -0500

Looks like she's going to do some hard time behind crib bars.

Dad Photobombs Daughter

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:48:27 -0500

He just found out that he's not the biological father.

Jimmy Kimmel has Parents Give Kids Terrible Presents

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:23:20 -0500

Parents pull the darndest pranks.

Dad Publicly Blames Daughter For Car Accident

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:55:31 -0500

But it's still dad's fault for throwing her into the car.

Missed Curfew Note

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:35:40 -0500

This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.

Sex Talk

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:29:30 -0500

Talk to your parents about sex, before it's too late.

Parents Kissing While Holding Children Upside Down

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:27:53 -0500

Because "turn those frowns upside down" wasn't working for the Christmas photo.

Your Crazy Weekend [Edited for Your Parents]

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:42:13 -0500

This weekend was insane.

[In that it was pleasant, productive, and not insane.]

I was PLANNING to work on my lab report and study for a test Monday [just like every weekend]. It all started when Michelle’s “mellow” birthday Friday turned out to be a trip to a [study group]!! It was fun in an I-can’t-get-glitter-out-of-my-clothe...

Baby Rider Costume

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:54:11 -0400

This may look simple, but it took him over nine months to build.

Birthday Gift From Dad

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 11:45:46 -0400

Most of that 50 is going towards industrial solvent to get the permanent marker off the mirror.

Facebook Voicemails from Mom

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:20:53 -0400

If she ever gets wind of this, you just know she's signing that petition for a dislike button.

How to Fight a Werewolf

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 03:33:40 -0400

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If Your Dad Wrote TV Titles

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 23:06:37 -0400

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Hardly Working: Boozy Couple

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:06:37 -0400

For Pat's parents, it's 5:00 everywhere.

"Don't Make Me Snap My Fingers" Music Video

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 17:48:13 -0400

Your strangely specific wish is my command.

5 Websites Your Parents Think Exist

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:00:41 -0500

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Sad Newspaper Poll

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:49:58 -0400

Her parents are probably just on a yacht with millions and millions of dollars.