Handicopped picture Handicopped

Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.

| 1 comment | 3 days ago
Stupidity Is Not A Handicap picture Stupidity Is Not A Handicap

Tell that to the kids who get extra time on the SATs.

| 2 comments | November 21, 2011
Steven Hawking Handicap Parking picture Steven Hawking Handicap Parking

Please, no hawking (unless you're a severely disabled genius with motor neurone disease).

From ian cable

| 2 comments | September 29, 2011
Customer Parking Only Sign picture Customer Parking Only Sign

The Chianti owner totally has a scrap metal shop on the side.

From Your mom

| 0 comments | June 21, 2011
Double DeLorean Sighting picture Double DeLorean Sighting

It will be like that parking ticket never happened.

| 12 comments | May 27, 2011
Motorcycle Parking picture Motorcycle Parking

"But if you really think about it, isn't life just one big motorcycle?" - guy who's getting his car towed

| 9 comments | May 13, 2011
Giant Squid Parking Spot picture Giant Squid Parking Spot

Surprisingly, it's actually greener than printing out permits.

| 7 comments | May 04, 2011
Toronto Zombie Disposal picture Toronto Zombie Disposal

In Canada, "zombie" means "resale value."

| 28 comments | April 06, 2011
Pleasure keying your car for you. picture Pleasure keying your car for you.

| 2 comments | March 21, 2011
A concerned driver (AKA your mother). picture A concerned driver (AKA your mother).

| 3 comments | March 08, 2011
This girl may be the most evil person who ever lived. picture This girl may be the most evil person who ever lived.

| 17 comments | March 03, 2011
Unless it's manual, then that's the clutch and the brake is in the middle. And emergency brake could either be a hand brake or a foot brake on the far left. You really should be writing all this down. picture Unless it's manual, then that's the clutch and the brake is in the middle. And emergency brake could either be a hand brake or a foot brake on the far left. You really should be writing all this down.

| 29 comments | November 16, 2010
Having a good sense of humor is one great way to cope with a disability. Driving an expensive automobile is another. picture Having a good sense of humor is one great way to cope with a disability. Driving an expensive automobile is another.

| 21 comments | October 01, 2010
Thou shall pay for your own parking! picture Thou shall pay for your own parking!

From Diego

| 8 comments | September 03, 2010
When you're blind and limbless, that's close enough. picture When you're blind and limbless, that's close enough.

| 37 comments | September 02, 2010
Free if you let us use your loved one for ground beef patties. picture Free if you let us use your loved one for ground beef patties.

From jeff

| 14 comments | August 26, 2010
I got 99 problems and they're all car related. picture I got 99 problems and they're all car related.

| 47 comments | July 23, 2010
Car Keys picture Car Keys

| 2 comments | July 15, 2010
Sometimes you just have to show everyone else how a real man parks. picture Sometimes you just have to show everyone else how a real man parks.

| 54 comments | July 13, 2010
"No, I'm not handicapped. I just use the wheelchair so I get good parking spots." picture "No, I'm not handicapped. I just use the wheelchair so I get good parking spots."

| 46 comments | July 09, 2010