"Parking" Video

A bang up job.

If you think that's impressive, you should see him try and explain why he did it to the police.

Now that's how you back that ass up.

"It's okay, I'm a forklift driver."

Sometimes it's cheaper to pay for a valet.

It's for the best. He was nearly in last place. Better that he break all his bones now than find out he's going to lose at the finish line.

Unless, you know, you're trying to drown yourself.

Prices so low, you'll think you're in Jersey.

It's like solving a puzzle! Every time you have to drive somewhere. For the rest of your life.

...and if you're not going to use your parking brake, don't park on a hill with a 45 degree incline.

"This spot is OK, but I think I can find a sedan closer to the entrance to park on top of."

"Did anyone get that guys license plate number? Oh wait, it's right here on the ground."

Gone in as high of a number as you can count Seconds.

If I were a Puritan, I would accuse this car of witchcraft.

It's like sledding except instead of a sled it's a car, and instead of snow it's pavement. And a car gets destroyed.

All of these people are unemployed. They just park their cars to kill time.

Good getaway drivers should know to pick good parking spots.

From Magic Hugs

Parallel parking with no hands.