A long, long time from now, in an alternate universe far, far away.
The force is strong in this one.
A mystical, 'virile' journey inside Ron Swanson's fantasy woodshop.
I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.
"I'm just a lil puppy."
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipplesRon Swanson A mere forty years ago, beach volleyb …
It immediately makes any room manly.
Or as he refers to it, "Andy's Ear Surprise."