"Parrot" Video

The show's been a zoo ever since Simon left.

"Polly want to boogie."

This bird can't be caged. I mean, he's literally in a cage, but metaphorically you can't cage him.

"I'm not crying, I just have bird seed in my eye."

This video was made to commemorate the brief time before the bird got annoying.

I used to have a parrot that could do this, but all his tricks were "fly" and "poop on the floor."

It's like having three animals in one.

Much more exciting than the shocking sequel, "Cat Continues to Not Eat Parrot."

There are only 19 of these parrots left in the wild, but in 9 months it'll be 19 and one half-parrot. half-human beast.

The only way this could be more adorable would be to have a puppy licking the parrot.

Polly doesn't want a cracker after all.

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so... a parrot."

Polly ain't a cracker.

Polly want a turntable.

"My parrot is so metal."