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Syracuse Students Had More Fun This Weekend Than You Will You In Your Entire Life
Perfect for anyone who hasn't felt sad about graduating yet--if they even exist.
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Dinosaur Office: Office Party
An after-work party leads to a dinosaur cat fight.
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The Party Bullet Has the Worst Commercial of All Time
You're going to die anyway, might as well waste some cash on your way out.
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If Facebook Invites Could Talk
For Facebook Gold members only.
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The Dark Knight Birthday
He's the hero this party deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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Ben Franklin's 220 Synonyms for Drunk
#221: Forgetting I was never president.
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Start Chugging Sign
It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.
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Hardly Working: Pre Game
The early bird gets the drunk.
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Guy Spills Beer All Over The Chancellor Of Germany
It's fine. In Germany, this is actually the highest honor that can be bestowed.
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ABCD Party Goes Well
Anything but clothes and dignity.
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Beer Bottle Excavator Trick
"Very cool, guys. Now when can I expect my patio to be finished?"
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Budweiser Good
A new beer, from the makers of all those bad beers.
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Super Bowl Commercial: Old Milwaukee with Will Ferrell
If you missed this one, it's because it was only broadcast in North Platte, Nebraska. That's not a joke.
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Your Six Drunk Personalities
Beer changes everything.
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Cheap Beer Dinosaur
Making what little money you have go extinct since freshman year.
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The Roast of Weed
Things get nasty when drugs are involved.
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Opening and Drinking Three Beers in One Minute with No Hands
This is right on the border between impressive and sad, but it hasn't crossed it yet. USA! USA! USA!


