Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Miller High Life Spokesman
Miller Lite King and Queen
I hope it's not strong and bitter.
"Don't be greedy children. You can each have 2."
orthWestern University looks promising, though I've never heard of it.
Ruin a Poll: Vote no. It's already winning, but not by enough
The same amount of bloodshed as the UFC with the added bonus of alcohol. How could this possibly go wrong?
"Sorry bro, no fraternity bid. Maybe you should check out the Field Hockey club. I hear it's all chicks."
That last guy should have a much bigger gut.
That sleeping bag was a fully grown bear the night before.
Now all we need to find is a massive straw.
"Yesterday I saw sign that I should live a healthier lifestyle. This one makes much more sense to me."
He's been terminated.
"Douche, douchier and douchiest."
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