It's fine. In Germany, this is actually the highest honor that can be bestowed.
Anything but clothes and dignity.
If you missed this one, it's because it was only broadcast in North Platte, Nebraska. That's not a joke.
Making what little money you have go extinct since freshman year.
This is right on the border between impressive and sad, but it hasn't crossed it yet. USA! USA! USA!
Brain: Okay guys, let's just hang out, have a drink or two, and get back by midnight. We have a test in the morning. Good? Legs: Got it. Hips: I'm going to randomly move around weirdly t …
"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"
There's nothing like a cold shower with a hot beer.
He wouldn't be a true beer samurai if he wasn't wearing sweatpants.
It's always smooth to bring the party with you.
You'll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.
You bring the party! A really annoying and lame party.