Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Are you not hammered? ARE YOU NOT HAMMERED!?
Somebody call for a woof-slinger?
"... p.s. he spent last night in jail."
Yes, we're playing beer pong and no, he's not carrying his weight.
How does this durn thing work again?
Frankly, I'm dissapointed they didn't make it Beer Rum.
I'll have a Fanta - psych!
"We spent $110 on it, and spent half a day painting it."
Are you not drunk? ARE YOU NOT DRUNK!?
HOW DID THEY DO THAT!!11?
You're writing checks your ass can't cash, Kelly Nettleblad.
"I can't believe you posted a picture of some guy's sorry-ass excuse for a Captain Planet costume." Have a little power of heart.
"Everything a college student might need conveniently located in isle 3A."
Revenge of the Nerds?
You say when. Oh right, you can't talk yet. Let's just go now.
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