CollegeHumor: Parties http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/parties Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /picture/6672857 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6672857/abc-anything-but-clothes-party-goes-well ABCD Party Goes Well Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:27:46 -0500 /article/6311104 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6311104/your-body-at-a-party Your Body at a Party Mon, 11 Oct 2010 22:45:54 -0400 Brain: Okay guys, let’s just hang out, have a drink or two, and get back by midnight. We have a test in the morning. Good?

Legs: Got it.

Hips: I’m going to randomly move around weirdly to the music.

Eyes: Awkwardly scoping out girls here. Then when we make eye contact, turning away. Classic.

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...]]> /video/6621676 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6621676/tj-miller-now-were-partying TJ Miller: "Now We're Partying" Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:02:51 -0400 /video/6608425 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6608425/pakistani-bachelor-party-chicken-dance Pakistani Bachelor Party Chicken Dance Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:48:32 -0400 /video/6595095 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6595095/penguin-not-invited-to-cool-penguin-party Penguin Not Invited to Cool Penguin Party Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:32:19 -0400 /article/6590694 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6590694/drunk-o-vision-legacy Drunk-O-Vision LEGACY Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:45:59 -0400

Things look a little different when you’re drunk…

Sober ::: Drunk


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This party has more sausage than the Denny’s Meat Lover Meal. These are always unfortunate because NOBODY plans to throw a sausage fest. Initially, girls are expected to show up and when they flake, the end result is a couch full of dudes watching Fight Club and/or playing COD: Modern Warfare. TIP: Sausage Fest’s are inevitable, so… run from grenades and stay inside on Air-Strikes when playing that Call Of Duty…

...]]> /article/6078279 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6078279/a-partygoers-soliloquy A Partygoer's Soliloquy Sun, 16 May 2010 15:37:46 -0400 To bullsh*t, or to party, that is the question:

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The bitter bite and metallic pang of Natty Lite,

Or to sacrifice currency on the altar of drinkability

And by doing so once never do again for weeks. To drink—to party,

No more; and by party to say we end

The head-ache and the thousand natural shocks

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Hey, yeah, just waiting for my friends. Yep. Man, where are they? They said 11:15 and it is 11:28 right now. 11:29! If they don’t get here soon, we’re going to miss all the beer. Maybe I’ll just go in alone and get a cup now. Nah. It would be really lame to show up to a party alone. I’ll just stand out here and stare at my phone. I’ll put it back in my pocket every once in a while so I can take it out again with an indignant look, this way everyone clearly knows that I’m waiting for friends and not just standing alone outside a party like an a-hole. 11:31!

...]]> /article/5156251 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5156251/pros-and-cons-of-swallowing-pills-that-are-handed-to-you-at-a-rave Pros and Cons of Swallowing Pills That Are Handed to You at a Rave Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:53:30 -0400 It’s Ecstasy: This is probably what it is according to most movies where a chick hands a guy a pill in a bar. You take the pill, and you start feeling awesome and if you keep hanging out with this chick you’ll probably hook up with her. If she ditches you you’ll probably be mugged. Stay hydrated and you’ll be all right.

It’s a Roofie: Well if you’re a hot chick I would recommend never taking a pill from any creepy looking guy, no matter how much they stress that, “It’s certainly not a roofie.” 9 times out of 10 this guy is lying.
...]]> /link/3445650 http://www.collegehumor.com/out2/11408/url/www.oddee.com/item_96372.aspx #4 is my favorite Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:20:31 -0400 /article/3220468 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3220468/frat-party-brainstorm Frat Party Brainstorm Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:14:20 -0500

]]> /article/68324 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68324/the-anatomy-of-an-awful-party The Anatomy Of An Awful Party Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0400


Not every party at college can be a sick rager where all the dudes get laid and half the girls get pregnant, some have to suck for the sake of comparison. How would you know a great party if you never attended a shitty one? The answer is you wouldn’t. However that is not a problem you’ll ever have to worry about because awful parties are as common in college as people lying about who they slept with last weekend. To find out whether the party you’re attending is going to be an embarrassment for years to come, look out for the following signs:
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