Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
Two guys are going homo Solo tonight.
Be careful, you just might burn a hole through her dress if you stare hard enough.
Like a (cake) boss!
You ever fart so bad you could see it?!?
I'm sure if you invited the President to your holiday party he'd show up
Meow that's what I call dancin'!
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony
What you're really supposed to do is keep in touch until they begin to hate you
Dropping it like it's hot isn't a choice for him. It's a way of life.
This is what happens to pretty girls when you say "say cheese!"
"That's not where I put my keys..."
Let's hope this is a theme party, for his parents' sake.
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