He's excited for the red dot on the wall show to start
All I Do Is Fuck & Party & Disappoint My Parents.
Who needs curtains?
Beer's got protein, right?
Ah, the joys of retirement.
No pain no party.
This is why you should always bring a pillow out with you. Or why you should just stay home and sleep instead. I mean, ha, hahaha, parties are so 2012. Like I'd even want to go to your stupid party. T …
Warning: your party sucks.
I only have one day left to live. Let's do this.
The luau got a little out of control.
Woo! Party! Raise the roof! No, but really, raise the roof or we're going to hit our heads.
I'm sick of Good Cop/ Bad Cop. Let's do Good Cop/ Party Cop.
Go to college. Learn things you'll never unlearn. See things you'll never unsee.
Oh, horrible alien monster, you shouldn't have.
Only $10 for the saddest party in the world? How can I pass that up?
I like to imagine he's singing.
She drinks like a fish.
If you don't know, now you know, guy who found out about planking way too late.
You can really tell a lot about someone's feeling from their body language.
Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
It comes with a complimentary pizza pie to cover the smell.
Death Star, life of the party.
Bad Cop, Good Homeless Guy
"Dude, whenever you drink you just turn into a monster and hurt people."