CollegeHumor: Partying Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/partying Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6885163 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885163/an-americans-guide-to-canada-420-edition An American's Guide to Canada: 4/20 Edition Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:24:30 -0400 4/20 has arrived and the country needs to sit back, relax, and Netflix-marathon a season of Adventure Time now more than ever. Except you guys can't do any of those things because you're too busy dealing with a bunch of other stressful shit. Now, what if I told you that there's a place not too far from here where all your greenest dreams can come true? No more worrying about Big Brother punishing you for channeling your inner Bob Marley. No more overpriced, under effective ganja. And most importantly you'll be under the protection of North America's largest safety net in the off chance you manage to hurt yourself. That's right, I'm talking about Canada motherfuckers.

Now before you politically correct Ivy Leaguers try and interrupt with a, "omg Canada is so not like this, what a stereotype!" just know that the author of this article is Canadian. I say "aboot" and "eh" and all that shit. I apologize even when it's not my fault. Trust in my authority! But you know, only if you want to.

This April 20th, come pay the land of perpetual winter a visit. You won't regret it! Just check out the brochure!


 /article/6745915 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6745915/caveman-with-social-anxiety-disorder Caveman with Social Anxiety Disorder Sun, 25 Mar 2012 19:10:25 -0400
Caveman with Social Anxiety Disorder - Image 1

Illustrated by Henry Alexander

Alex Watt is on /article/6689718 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6689718/drinking-games-for-the-mature-adult Drinking Games for the Mature Adult Fri, 13 Jan 2012 07:16:29 -0500

1. The Upper Peninsula
Night of: Attempting to finish a keg that needs to be returned. Throughout the session, one of your huskier friends will insist on performing the "lift test" every few minutes, and will repeatedly tell you you're "getting close."
...]]> /article/6590694 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6590694/drunk-o-vision-legacy Drunk-O-Vision LEGACY Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:45:59 -0400

Things look a little different when you're drunk…

Sober ::: Drunk


...]]> /article/6011849 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6011849/6-beer-pongbeirut-teams-youll-play 6 Beer Pong/Beirut Teams You'll Play Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:33:12 -0400

They shoot with their entire arms over the table, they leave 3 inch-wide spaces between the cups when they rack, half their shots are "celebrity shots- from other people, and you won't say a thing, because they are mind-blowingly hot.

Their Strategy: Cause you to miss by leaning over during your shot to reveal roughly 75% of their cleavage, and hope their friends can make enough celeb shots to win.

Your Strategy: Try to not get distracted. The best way to do this is to get a girlfriend and have her stand next to you.

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...]]> /article/5290905 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5290905/what-youre-saying-with-your-drink-order What You're Saying With Your Drink Order Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:35:43 -0400 Budweiser, Miller, or Coors

Guys: They don't have kegs at this bar? What kind of low-brow place is this?

Guys buying it for girls: I don't celebrate anniversaries, I don't care about your friends, and as soon as you expect commitment, I will drop you. May as well get used to it.

Girls: Does drinking cheap beer make me look sexy and tomboyish?
...]]> /article/3890498 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3890498/founders-of-the-world-series-of-beer-pong Founders of The World Series of Beer Pong Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:21:00 -0500 What do you associate with beer pong, besides getting belligerent in a moldy college basement? Ever thought about tossing together a tournament in Las Vegas that would grow to house over 400 teams? How about whipping up a $50K grand prize? Of course not, you lazy jerk.


...]]> /article/3524778 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3524778/the-rack-not-taken The Rack Not Taken Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:03:53 -0400 4 cups diverged on a slippery table

And sorry we couldn't connect them thrice

But we 2 players, strong and able

Lived up to our collective label

For racking at 6 has been our vice


Then took my partner, ball in palm

And heaving plastic in the air

Amidst the blaring rap, a calm
...]]> /article/3223733 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3223733/beer-review Beer Review Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:50:54 -0500 Listen, could you put down that Keystone for a moment? I'd like to do you a favor. You know, the world of beer more than just Natties, Millers, and Beasts. Day after day, I see a variety of excellent lagers, stouts, and ales passed up for fear of sampling something not featured in a Super Bowl commercial. So I've decided to make it easy for you: below I review 15 beers; some you may not have heard of, and some tried and true. Please, open your ears and, in turn, open your palates to a new brew:
...]]> /article/2959453 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2959453/opening-a-beer Opening a Beer Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:41:47 -0400
Level 1: Bottle Opener

You need to open that brew? I got you, dude. Just so happen to carry an opener on my key chain. See that big key right next to it? ’92 Honda Civic. Modded. Me and my boy Trevor riced it out to look like the new 3 Series. Trev’s step-dad runs an auto body shop.
...]]> /article/907278 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/907278/a-sober-look-at-beerpong-sign-ups A Sober Look At Beerpong Sign-ups Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:43:02 -0400

]]> /article/442112 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/442112/near-far-wherever-theres-a-bar Near, Far, Wherever There's A Bar Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:49:11 -0500 And Now, The Latest In Beer-Specific News



Our first story comes from the Netherlands:

CNN: Dog Beer: Clean the dog bowl, and pick a drinking game that doesn't require opposable thumbs because you and Sparky are getting wasted together tonight. Don't get too excited though, its just a little less sad than drinking by yourself.
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