Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A geek who drinks beer AND has a dog?!? Ladies beware!
"Go on. Take a sip. I won't bitecha. But I will make you puke on that cute lil' blonde girl over there."
"It rose out of the snow like an obelisk of evolution. There was nothing else we could do, but play."
"This is how I plan on getting married to many many beautiful women"
Later that night she beat the stuffing out of her teddy bear, right after seeing daddy do something similar to mommy.
What You're Saying With Your Drink Order
Light beer? Such a pussy.
The NASCAR cake must have been out of their price range.
That's one way to stop people from leaning.
He's either really good or really bad or both.
My beer talks to me
Sickest Jewish fraternity ever?
Is there anything Hooters girls can't do? Besides having a respectable career?
Just hook it to my veins!
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