It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.
Making what little money you have go extinct since freshman year.
"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"
There's nothing like a cold shower with a hot beer.
He wouldn't be a true beer samurai if he wasn't wearing sweatpants.
It's always smooth to bring the party with you.
You'll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.
She took the term "sink it" a little too literally.
Sometimes you need a little liquid courage to communicate better.
Only the true owner can pry it from his hands.
How else would Leprechauns stay so cheery?
It was all fun and games till she ruined the entire party for everyone.
Warning: Will make alcoholism apparent.
I can't believe the bartender bought his lie that one dog year equals twenty-one human years.
The table remembers so you don't have to.
Bad Cop, Good Homeless Guy
Is mostly water anyways.
Screw you Keith Stone and all the other Birthers! Certified All Natural.
It's nun of your business what she's up to.
Best part is only one person required to hold him up for the keg stand
He also gave up his wife and kids, though that wasn't voluntary.
Stay wrong, kitty. Stay strong.