passed out

Whether you swear you were just resting your eyes, taking a power nap, or passed out cold, one thing is for certain: if you're doing it in front of your friends, they're going to mess with you.

    A simple, yet disgusting, shaming.
    Parker!? Spider-Man is Peter Parker?
    "So we went to our local taco shop.  My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off.
    Is she holding the keys? Was she trying to drive?
    "My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignit
    Alright you guys, get out or lay down.
    Here's hoping the guys she lives with have great aim.
    "Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
    Beer goggles strikes again.

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