Is she holding the keys? Was she trying to drive?
"My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignit
Alright you guys, get out or lay down.
Here's hoping the guys she lives with have great aim.
"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
Beer goggles strikes again.
Doggy Style Kissing
This is what you get for passing out.
"We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."

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