Stairs - 2, this guy - 1
Guess which one drank tonight.
Are you sure you're okay to drive home ma'am?
Get the sharpie.
Call the fire department - Billy did it again.
"Find the passed out kid."
Sleeping under the stars on Acapulco Spring Break.
Poor, poor Eeyore. Never gets a break.

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