Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Call the fire department - Billy did it again.
"Find the passed out kid."
"This random guy passed out at Taco Bell at 3am and people were putting tacos and food in his hair."
I'm pretty exhausted from all the gay sex we've been having.
Sleeping under the stars on Acapulco Spring Break.
Hang in there, twelve more and you set the campus record.
Poor, poor Eeyore. Never gets a break.
"10 am in Vegas. Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays."
If you're going to leave someone passed out in a hot tub, make sure they're wearing a life preserver.
If you needed to borrow a pillow you should have just asked. I have one that's not covered in dried urine.
"Actual Supreme Court artist's rendition of Justice Ginsburg asleep during a political redistricting hearing."
Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream.
So he was sober enough to put on pajama pants, but drunk enough to fall asleep on the sink?
Sleeping off a hangover.
"We put the life jacket on him to keep him from drowning." How thoughtful...
The class is Napping 101, and this is the only A student.
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