passed out

Whether you swear you were just resting your eyes, taking a power nap, or passed out cold, one thing is for certain: if you're doing it in front of your friends, they're going to mess with you.

    "(ping pong ball remains in hand)"
    "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
    Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
    All I have to do today is pee.
    More like BORE-ON!
    Quit making out with the door and - oh you're asleep.
    Wait, you blinked. I'm going to take this one again.
    THAT GUY CONTEST: Why is That Guy doing a backflip?
    "Wash U. St. Louis' Alpha Phi sorority makes us all proud."
    You can't arrest me!
    I don't remember buying this.

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