passed out

Whether you swear you were just resting your eyes, taking a power nap, or passed out cold, one thing is for certain: if you're doing it in front of your friends, they're going to mess with you.

    "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
    Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
    All I have to do today is pee.
    More like BORE-ON!
    Quit making out with the door and - oh you're asleep.
    Wait, you blinked. I'm going to take this one again.
    THAT GUY CONTEST: Why is That Guy doing a backflip?
    "Wash U. St. Louis' Alpha Phi sorority makes us all proud."
    You can't arrest me!
    I don't remember buying this.
    Drunk Kid Piso Mojado.

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