passed out

Whether you swear you were just resting your eyes, taking a power nap, or passed out cold, one thing is for certain: if you're doing it in front of your friends, they're going to mess with you.

    All potential problems are accounted for.
    "My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.
    Made it home. Kinda.
    Was he wading in mud?
    Stop telling me you're a princess!
    "No really, unpop that collar."
    He was looking for the warmest place to pass out.
    "Nothing on TV."
    Fire is the alarm clock of drunk people.
    "(ping pong ball remains in hand)"

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