passed out

Whether you swear you were just resting your eyes, taking a power nap, or passed out cold, one thing is for certain: if you're doing it in front of your friends, they're going to mess with you.

    I passed out on East Fourth street last night.
    "The only passed out guy in public in Utah."
    When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
    Has anyone seen my dignity?
    Let's all commit fun crimes before they wake up!
    How you know your couch really sucks.
    I wasn't asleep, I was only resting my eyes!
    The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins.

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