passed out

Whether you swear you were just resting your eyes, taking a power nap, or passed out cold, one thing is for certain: if you're doing it in front of your friends, they're going to mess with you.

    How you know your couch really sucks.
    I wasn't asleep, I was only resting my eyes!
    The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins.
    Do alcoholics dream of drunk sheep?
    "Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped something."
    That'll ruin your spring break.
    2-for-1 shaming.
    Don't make me drunk.. you don't like me when I'm drunk.
    This is how Jim Morrison choked on his own vomit.
    Guys, I lost a contact.
    Attacked by a Christmas tree.

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