Tag: Passed Out (Page 10)

Just make sure he sleeps on his side. Picture Just make sure he sleeps on his side.
Yeah I'm sorry to wake you man but you are on the last bag of puffs and I hate the crunchy kind. Picture Yeah I'm sorry to wake you man but you are on the last bag of puffs and I hate the crunchy kind.
"The President's address was great!" Picture "The President's address was great!"
Somtimes it's nice to go on vacation and just pass out in the sand. Picture Somtimes it's nice to go on vacation and just pass out in the sand.
I think he misunderstood what we meant by "hair of the dog that bit you." Picture I think he misunderstood what we meant by "hair of the dog that bit you."
Eye for an eye, boob for a crotch. Picture Eye for an eye, boob for a crotch.
"At least the beer was saved." Picture "At least the beer was saved."
I got a feeling you won't need the handcuffs, officer. Picture I got a feeling you won't need the handcuffs, officer.
"He made himself a bread sandwich and then we found him like this, I guess he was going to eat it with the fork." Picture "He made himself a bread sandwich and then we found him like this, I guess he was going to eat it with the fork."
This man needs french fries! Picture This man needs french fries!
"Must... eat... one... more.. Frito.' and then he passed out." Picture "Must... eat... one... more.. Frito.' and then he passed out."
"No one knows how his feet got up there." Picture "No one knows how his feet got up there."
See, you're not garbage. Picture See, you're not garbage.
He muttered something about yarn and then passed out like this. Picture He muttered something about yarn and then passed out like this.
"Only in college does someone pass out standing up and get pissed on." Picture "Only in college does someone pass out standing up and get pissed on."
I guess he folds. Picture I guess he folds.
I have nothing to say about this photograph. Picture I have nothing to say about this photograph.
There are bad nights, and... Picture There are bad nights, and...
"...plus she sorta looks like a dead fish. which is a bonus." Picture "...plus she sorta looks like a dead fish. which is a bonus."
"We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in." Picture "We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in."
Well, at least if he pees himself it doesn't really matter. There's always a silver lining. Picture Well, at least if he pees himself it doesn't really matter. There's always a silver lining.
"This is Frost. Pissing yourself is now known as Frosting oneself in our frat because Frost frosts himself so often." Picture "This is Frost. Pissing yourself is now known as Frosting oneself in our frat because Frost frosts himself so often."
You don't need to do anything your first week anyway. If anyone ever calls you on this, just say you transferred into the class late. Picture You don't need to do anything your first week anyway. If anyone ever calls you on this, just say you transferred into the class late.
He muttered something about "inventing a way to go #4." When we asked what a #4 was he just passed out. Picture He muttered something about "inventing a way to go #4." When we asked what a #4 was he just passed out.