Picture Yeah I'm sorry to wake you man but you are on the last bag of puffs and I hate the crunchy kind.
Picture "He made himself a bread sandwich and then we found him like this, I guess he was going to eat it with the fork."
Picture "We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in."
Picture "This is Frost. Pissing yourself is now known as Frosting oneself in our frat because Frost frosts himself so often."
Picture You don't need to do anything your first week anyway. If anyone ever calls you on this, just say you transferred into the class late.