Stop telling me you're a princess!
"No really, unpop that collar."
He was looking for the warmest place to pass out.
"Nothing on TV."
"(ping pong ball remains in hand)"
"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
All I have to do today is pee.
More like BORE-ON!
Quit making out with the door and - oh you're asleep.

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