Picture His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking
Picture The band-aid is the only shaming they actually did. He went to bed with the rest already on.
Picture He went out at 9. Was drunk by 10. Broke his foot at 11. Went to the doctor at 12. And this is him at 6 a.m.
Picture There are two destroyed things that weigh over 50 pounds in this picture. Can you spot both?
Picture After this he went to the beer pong tables to finish all the wounded soldiers. Then he drank the water cups.