Tag: Passed Out (Page 5)

Ummmm you have some stomach in your hair. Picture Ummmm you have some stomach in your hair.
Well, as long as she's not passed out in the deep end. Picture Well, as long as she's not passed out in the deep end.
Do you have any idea how unsafe that is? Try to pass it with your belly don't he peak of the roof, so your balanced and don't slip off. Picture Do you have any idea how unsafe that is? Try to pass it with your belly don't he peak of the roof, so your balanced and don't slip off.
I passed out on East Fourth street last night. Picture I passed out on East Fourth street last night.
How do I know the strange man didn't post this right before passing out? Picture How do I know the strange man didn't post this right before passing out?
"The only passed out guy in public in Utah." Picture "The only passed out guy in public in Utah."
You got the picture, now get out. I can't go when other people are looking at me. Picture You got the picture, now get out. I can't go when other people are looking at me.
Looks like Professor Quirrell at the end of the first Harry Potter. Picture Looks like Professor Quirrell at the end of the first Harry Potter.
When I die, that's how I want to be buried. Picture When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
"Nobody stopped to check if he was alive or anything, so I thought it would be appropriate to take his picture." Picture "Nobody stopped to check if he was alive or anything, so I thought it would be appropriate to take his picture."
Remember to take a break between drinks, like this girl is doing. Picture Remember to take a break between drinks, like this girl is doing.
Has anyone seen my dignity? Picture Has anyone seen my dignity?
Looks gross, but my own vomit served as a sort of makeshift mattress. Picture Looks gross, but my own vomit served as a sort of makeshift mattress.
Let's all commit fun crimes before they wake up! Picture Let's all commit fun crimes before they wake up!
Either that seagull is his girlfriend, or this is a great prank. Picture Either that seagull is his girlfriend, or this is a great prank.
How you know your couch really sucks. Picture How you know your couch really sucks.
I wasn't asleep, I was only resting my eyes! Picture I wasn't asleep, I was only resting my eyes!
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins. Picture The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins.
... and God was angry that man attempted to build a tower that reached the heavens, and that's why we now have hangovers. Picture ... and God was angry that man attempted to build a tower that reached the heavens, and that's why we now have hangovers.
Do alcoholics dream of drunk sheep? Picture Do alcoholics dream of drunk sheep?
"Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped something." Picture "Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped something."
That'll ruin your spring break. Picture That'll ruin your spring break.
2-for-1 shaming. Picture 2-for-1 shaming.
Holy shit, how did I get to Ohio? I'm from Florida. What happened last night? Picture Holy shit, how did I get to Ohio? I'm from Florida. What happened last night?