Picture You'll never forget your first week of college. Especially if you pass out and end up on CollegeHumor.
Picture "Bro, honey before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before honey you're done-y. How could you not remember that?"
Picture "My Friend wanted to look like the Ultimate Warrior when he passed out." I'm sure that's really what he wanted.
Picture Ivy League Watch: "He fell asleep eating it. When we all got up the next morning, it was gone."
Picture Nothing beats passing out in the broad daylight, because by the time you come to everyone else will have started drinking.