"(ping pong ball remains in hand)"
"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
All I have to do today is pee.
I need a herd of fainting goats.
More like BORE-ON!
Quit making out with the door and - oh you're asleep.
Wait, you blinked. I'm going to take this one again.
That man should not be driving.
I wonder how they eventually woke him up.
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