Cinderella lost her shoe at the ball.
How the Zebra got it's stripes.
This isn't funny! He had to go to the hospital!
Unless she starts puking out her fingers, we're covered.
I don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed.
A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball.  During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."
Marie Osmand Faints
"This is what I saw when I walked in the room."
At least he wasn't driving.
CSI was not required to crack this case.
Don't worry, there's a hole in the back of his pants.

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