"The only passed out guy in public in Utah."
When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
Has anyone seen my dignity?
Let's all commit fun crimes before they wake up!
How you know your couch really sucks.
I wasn't asleep, I was only resting my eyes!
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins.
Do alcoholics dream of drunk sheep?
"Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped something."

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