Mitt Romney's concession speech was an eloquent example of a defeated politician holding their head up high. But it only drove America's funniest Twitter users to imagine more and more bizarre goings-on behind closed doors:

Silent tears drip all the way...]]> /article/6845082 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845082/10-last-minute-scandals-that-could-derail-the-election Mon, 05 Nov 2012 15:23:43 -0500

- The internet goes wild over the newly discovered confessional vlog of Fel...]]> /article/6814290 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6814290/the-paul-ryan-workout-plan Sun, 19 Aug 2012 23:42:45 -0400

(USA Today)

Word on the street is that Mitt Romney's new right-hand man has the rock-hard abs to match those rock-hard family values. With reports of his 6 to 8 percent body fat, daily P90X sessions, and much sought-after shirtless photos, Rep. Paul Ryan has quickly emerged as the hunky conservative dreamboat this country may be clamoring for.

And with a few simple, daily exercises, you can be too.

...]]> /article/6766415 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6766415/10-romney-running-mate-suggestions Mon, 07 May 2012 17:11:36 -0400 Now that Mitt Romney has all but sealed the deal as the Republican nominee (pick up the pace, Ron Paul), it's time that he start considering potential running mates. Mitt is certainly lacking in the image department, so we here at CollegeHumor thought we would suggest some possibilities that might balance out the GOP ticket this year.

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