Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"If only I could include the awkward moans along with the picture..."
She's unhinging her jaw and preparing to swallow her prey whole.
I think we missed our stop.
This is the left side of a drunk-o-vision. The right would be the last shot of Gone With the Wind.
The most important piece of advice a father can teach his son - tuck it into the waistband.
It's like the last shot of Gone With The Wind, except drunker.
"He told her he was a robot and she grabbed him and started licking his face."
Taking "dance like nobody's watching" too seriously.
Gee, why doesn't he have a girl too?
"They didn't even notice the camera flash..."
Jesus Christ, get a room you two!
There's PDA, and then there's too drunk to know you're in public.
"Walking to the UGA - TN game 10 minutes after kick off. 100 yds from stadium entrance right on a main road in front of Memorial Hall."
"With subpar attendance during the 2006 season, the Washington Nationals are trying out some alternative promotional ideas to boost their numbers."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.