Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
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The Graphic Truth
This is the left side of a drunk-o-vision. The right would be the last shot of Gone With the Wind.
The most important piece of advice a father can teach his son - tuck it into the waistband.
It's like the last shot of Gone With The Wind, except drunker.
"He told her he was a robot and she grabbed him and started licking his face."
Taking "dance like nobody's watching" too seriously.
Gee, why doesn't he have a girl too?
"They didn't even notice the camera flash..."
Jesus Christ, get a room you two!
There's PDA, and then there's too drunk to know you're in public.
"Walking to the UGA - TN game 10 minutes after kick off. 100 yds from stadium entrance right on a main road in front of Memorial Hall."
"With subpar attendance during the 2006 season, the Washington Nationals are trying out some alternative promotional ideas to boost their numbers."
Fishing for PDA... just throw some booze in the pool as bait and wait.
Hey, you are ruining that picture of me and my boyfriend making out at a bar!
While you're kissing, subtly graze the side of her boobs with your free hand. If she doesn't push you away, you're in.
Bartender, give these girls as much alcohol as they want.
You both found what you came for, now go home.
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